Rules

1. Do not pull my hair hard.
2. Do not hit my face.
3. No golden showers or defecation.
4. Do not call me "bitch," "whore," "slut," "cunt," "twat," or any other degrading names that are out there. In return, I won't call you an "asshole," "dick," "motherfucker," et. al.
   
5. We always use condoms.
6. Anal is ok, if it doesn't hurt for me.
   
7. Videotaping is ok, only if we share the profits. ;-)
8. I cannot walk in stiletto heels, so I will not wear them in any context.
9. No third parties. That fucks up everything.
10. I'm only interested in a monogamous relationship, so never doubt my fidelity.